So much. This gave me a lot of anxiety until I finally just accepted that it doesn’t fucking matter what you choose to do. (I’ll come back to you, explosives in the road and Arkham Knight APCs . . .)

What platform?

It’s not just you.

I go one further, don’t make any statements OR consent to a search.

Slippery hood, at the very least.

Yes. 4WD will not save you!

You couldn’t be more wrong. It is neither your job nor owl-plate’s job to enforce the speed limit. It is, however, your job to drive courteously. Driving courteously includes using the left lane for passing, not for cruising at a speed that you have determined to be exactly as fast as everyone should be traveling.

Level 2, the Ford Prefect, “It’s okay, he’s with me.”

Please do spread the word! Even in rude conversations.

Anti-virus software gave my computer autism. #truth

There’s a good joke in the idea of a white-bro teddy bear trying to convince himself he’s in the middle of a serious civil rights struggle

But this has been the only time in my hotel career where I saw a GM tell a guest to never come back the hotel.

[BMI] was made by insurance companies

A few things I want my IT department to know.

Sure, absolutely. I have the same ambivalent reaction of mirth and consternation when some wacko thinks that women’s stomachs are connected to their vaginas or that rape can’t result in pregnancy, or gets caught with his dick out. Absolutely. And it’s usually a Republican. Like I said, I don’t have a dog in the fight.

It’s a hatchback.

I think it is absolutely adorable the way Republicans are “Republicans” when they do something scummy, but any moniker will serve to skirt the fact that this particular shitty human is a Democrat.

In Colorado it is unlawful to make a u-turn where you would be concealed from oncoming traffic by a curve or a hill, or where it is otherwise unsafe or posted as prohibited by the authority that controls the road. See CRS 42-4-902.

or, if you have ample hard drive space, rip the [Blu-ray] movie without any compression using MakeMKV