I'm not particularly familiar with conditions in Louisiana, but it didn't play as exploitative to me.

I'm not sure that I'm signing on for this just yet, but I did scroll down to the comments to suggest that 25 and 28 are subject to some interpretation.

I don't think you read carefully enough. It's because the Bible says so.

Boy, I wish I could've caught him doing it. I'd have given anything to catch that asshole doing it. It'd been worth him doing it just so I could've caught him doing it.

This is correct, but it's still a dumb title.

I googled "russian military ambulance" and came up with UAZ-452.

Rates are high because the city can't fix the roads or enforce the law. So they're going to offer insurance. What could go wrong?

Then you'd end up with a list of motorcycles ;-)

That, sir or madam, is the power of coevolution.

It's called Yakety Sax.

That top image seems like it wants me to fuck it.

I think you're right.

It seems like maybe this person has never seen his or her car from the outside, and only has a vague sense of the exterior dimensions.

In the same sense that Christianity is the religion of not believing in Vishnu, which is not at all.

That's what "coming out of the closet" means.

Are you an atheist regarding Baal and Zeus? I feel about the Abrahamic God the same way you do about those dudes. Which is to say I feel almost nothing.

Is this some sort of abstract poetry? Or is there supposed to be a link or video?

What does #6 have to do with weather?

I would never eat a car. But, if I really liked it, I might lick its tail pipe.

Ha! I wasn't consciously referencing this, but I have seen it. Now I imagine there was a subconscious connection.