The planet is very close to the star, it wouldn’t be longer to reach the planet itself. But at that speed, it would fly through the system in under a day and spend only a few seconds “close” to the planet.

And maybe cosmic expansion is the black hole feeding and growing in it’s own universe...

Well we’d really just be sending the subatomic particles that used to be him, so sure why not.

The trojan’s intent does not appear to be malicious, as the message states precisely why the user’s machine is no longer functioning as expected.

He didn’t even do that. Whoever was controlling the flamethrower was turning it off as he approached it.

In other words, we may be alone in the universe right now.

No it was predicted first. It’s long been believed to happen on Pluto as it moves closer and further from the Sun. This is just a faster example as it moves in and out of Jupiter’s shadow.

It would be ridiculously easy to make it work properly. “How far apart are these two points” is code that would take about a minute to write.

It’s not that impressive, he didn’t control it for any amount of time with that magikarp. After a gym is attacked enough, it becomes neutral and anyone can drop anything in it as long as they are first. That screenshot was taken the instant it was dropped there, before anyone had challenged it at all.

Why, because it’s loaded with carbon, like everything else we eat?

How many kilometers are in a mile?

That’s not how acronyms work. There is no rule that each letter must be pronounced the same as the words they come from. How do you pronounce the U in scuba? Not like the U in underwater.

Did those slow passengers also make the TSA close down all but one security checkpoint so everyone is funneled through the single clusterfuck? Sure, slow passengers aren’t helping, but they aren’t causing the quarter mile long line I had to stand in last week.

Shots fired.

Chippers spit out everything, black holes are more like sloppy eaters, not everything makes it into their mouth.

Random doesn’t mean no patterns ever. Given the size of the universe, things like this should be expected to happen occasionally.

Lens flare from a planet destroying weapon is ok. From every shiny surface on the bridge of the enterprise, not so much.

It doesn’t mean that unless the event is supposed to happen within 160000 years.

None of it. Development costs would be beyond NASA’s budget though.

Not sure the headline is fair. “Exposed through Amazon” makes it seem like it’s somehow Amazon’s fault that some dumbfucks put this stuff in a publicly accessible place. When other companies accidentally leak data, do we blame their hosting provider when it has nothing to do with them?