Good recap, but I'm disappointed that there's no pic of Vic's arts & crafts faceplant.

John Connor, the savior of humanity, is actually the bad guy in this new movie.

It's only impossible the way Liefeld draws it.

Gremlins remake? Go fuck yourself, movie industry.

Know what’s even easier than installing this? Just put your alarm clock farther away.

We know the answer:

lol

Not just any hardons, LARGE ones, colliding with more power than ever before.

I don't think I've ever seen a Rhino horn even half this size.

Hrmm. What’s the curvature radius of these things? How many do I need to wrap all the way around?

That's a force kick.

If I had to guess, I’d say there’s not “the” because “the producers” implies all of them, while “producers” just implies some of them.

That's not Luna, that's Beth from TWD.

So what’s the best option if I just want an access point without all the extra bullshit?

Stupid question; if the old T-800 is on the side of the human resistance now, why is he attacking his former, Skynet affiliated self?

Do you also tire of people saying things like "this is the best <anything> ever!" because it's not objectively proven to be the best? Or is it that you just can't detect hyperbole for some reason when the word "literally" is involved.

Using literally the way many people do is not changing the meaning, it's just hyperbole.

He can't be a carrier, or sending him back to before the plague would have just made things worse.

Pictured: Not a dyson sphere.

Which made no sense because those vehicles weren't drive by wire.