And you may find yourself behind the wheel of a weird automobile. And you may ask yourself "why won't this damn thing start?"

35 years in Manhattan. I loved walking everywhere, even hours distant. But I retired to a walkable small city in the South where both walking and driving is easy, and I’ll never ride a subway or take a bus again.

I don’t see any contradiction. 12 out of 15 is definitely “most” of the injuries.

I grew up in a time where my parents would take me for rides. Just ride around. Then I used to do it in highschool. I still try to take the long way home every once and a while. Usually other people on the road is what makes it miserable for me.

Something seems fishy here. All the work done to clean up its dirty diesel was done in August of this year, and four months later they’re trying to sell it for a kinda/sorta low price?  I’m going ND because I’m distrustful.

We were looking into buying one of these and after doing my due diligence research on it decided hard no. Drivetrains is not the issue, it’s mostly the air suspension and general Mercedes-ness of it.

The aviation equivalent of “falling from a window”

Listen, this all mysterious circumstances. Plane fall from sky like oligarch fall from balcony. How? All his own. Mysterious!

It’s just pure greed. Seems like most NFL players don’t even want to play on Christmas, as opposed to NBA players where Christmas games are such an long tradition for them and if a team gets a Christmas game, it’s a huge honor.

Fuck Russia.

Elon’s never going to ask you out, no matter how much you stan for him.

There’s also the fact that she’s an EIGHTY year old JAPANESE WOMAN. How much money does she need? And culturally, she’d probably be more interested in donating it to a museum to see her lifelong friend preserved. But that’s hard for an American to understand. How many Americans would decide on their own to surrender…

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*Ahem* 🎶I’m reading this list, checking it twice. What do you mean you broke the pipe vice?! Maintenance mechanic is wearing a frown.

I would rather take a Greyhound bus than be seen in a Tesla clunker.

Man I love Japan.

No, because her car is actually desirable.

Do you enjoy reading Jalopnik? Maybe you should try something like Mein Kampf instead?

That’s such a great story. What a classy lady.