He’s still falling.

He rode back to the airport on a wing (and a prayer.)

D.B. Cooper:

Bravo! #COTD

The best part of that line in the story is that the “never landed from his jump” hyperlink goes to a story about a skydiving plane that crashed on a Mexican beach.  How that relates to the FBI’s thinking that he “never landed from his jump” is anyone’s guess.  Never change Jalopnik, never change.

And this has to be a serious security risk. How easy would it be bribe one of these workers to “look the other way” for 5 minutes?

Even if you were paid to take it off their hands, you still got ripped off.

headline should be why an Indian town/region/hwy department didnt baricade a closed bridge. or is google responsible for that?

And it is ALWAYS the petty tyrants that manage to esconce themselves onto the HOA board.

I often joke about the gated community in Florida where my parents live. Stalag 13 with palm trees. 

Yugo has attempted to enter the chat, but broke down before reaching the computer. 

Exactly. Considering it made it to trial, Rivian can now seek discovery from Tesla. There's a high chance a lot of their dirty secrets are about to leak out, and it should be entertaining. 

Hahahahahahahahaha. Reap what you sow motherfuckers.

I used to call the Element the “Rubbermaid Flagship Vehicle.”

Freedumb!

Do you—

People like heroin.

I don’t come here for the writers’expressions of their preferred ideologies.

Shut the fuck up, dickhead.

Man…the Times has that much spare time that they’re sending people to the comment section of blogs now?