Trump.

What will they fall for next?

Wouldn’t it be far cheaper to just give Cybertruck owners a brown paperbag to wear over their head in shame than to wrap the truck in vinyl?

Asking for a friend.

Wouldn’t a clapped-out WRX be a more appropriately powered by vape batteries? 

“Sadly, it appears the lesson here is that waiting for rewards is better for your brain, which no one wants to hear.”

The Fast and the Furriest

I mean children exist, they aren’t all that aware of their surroundings all the time. It’s not that bad of an idea to have extra noise at low speeds.

bury him at the peak north of greenland. So he owns 6ft of it atleast. and the entire south can die in snow visiting it, 

I know we all want to focus on the poor monkey, but let’s not gloss over this other crazy actual part of the story:

You must not be in the prized California sucker demographic for Google search results.

The headstone needs to come with a built in Bumper Dumper

You are not its mother, you are its owner. Its keeper. You failed to keep your pet in good condition, and thus failed to earn the privilege of owning one.

HA! Serve ‘em up a taste of their own bullshit medicine.

I can absolutely see why so many people are confused:

Feel free to also come join me for some gas station sushi and warm malt liquor at Mitch McConnell’s grave for a shart-tastic celebration.

Was going to say the same thing, Ive only seen 1 Mustang II in person and honestly would rather be seen in a cybertruck but this thing actually looks pretty good.

I bought the light remastered KOTOR 1 and 2, extremely good Star Wars games, great story, I keep replaying them as well. I remembered being blown away when it first came out...20 years ago jeez

Sounds like decent (ok, middling) Sci fi.

And what evidence does he have for any of this?