At this rate I’m going to run out of a lifetime supply of popcorn by February.

I got 54/80.  The geography ones really killed me because unless I’m looking at a map I’m not familiar with NYC at all.  The traffic rules were easy, they’re pretty much standard everywhere.

In ‘94 I paid $1000 for an ‘81 Oldmobile Cutlass Brougham.

It’s a great car in great condition, but worth nowhere near 5 figures. ND.

Shutup and take my money!

Holy shit. That sounds awesome.

That Voyager looks like it will snap in half if it gets hit by a slight breeze.

At least they won’t forget where they parked.

Captain Sprouts, they’ll not only hurt your mouth, but they’ll hurt your digestive system, too!

A Brussels Crunch?

Calling you an assclown would be an insult to assclowns.

I can see your house from Canada, pal.

For a brand new generation of beta testers.

I wondered the same thing when I got it, turns out plenty of Amish people have electricity from solar/wind, they’re just not connected to the public power grid. They still avoid modern conveniences, like computers, phones, and televisions, but they still use plenty of their own electricity. And making products for us…

Good thing Japan treats its workers well, cause company towns are what led to the serious unionization efforts here.

One of my Christmas gifts a few weeks ago was a handy dandy microwavable popcorn maker from Amish Country Popcorn. Add a little oil, add some corn, pop it just like a premade bag, add some butter and seasoning. Works as fast as a premade bag, and a hundred times easier to clean than a traditional popcorn popper…

No, I’m talking about pie.

Based on Youtube and Reddit, yes.

Yeah, Sandy Hook Elementary is the only school that was demolished. Others demolished individual buildings (Parkland, Columbine, Sante Fe, Northern Illinois University) where most of the carnage happened, but the rest of the school remained intact. Others did nothing but close the building for a while and reopen it…

Put on some oversized tires and it’ll look like a futuristic moon buggy.