And pushing the gas pedal too hard.

Photosensitive epilepsy is when seizures are triggered by flashing lights or contrasting light and dark patterns. Photosensitive epilepsy is not common but it may be diagnosed when you have an EEG test. Flashing or patterned effects can make people with or without epilepsy feel disorientated, uncomfortable or…

The car probably forgot its glasses.

Yeah, I can see the possibility of him not surviving, but he still landed, alive or not.

“and the FBI thinks he may have never landed from his jump”

Did they stop after hitting the sign?  No?  They kept moving?  Sign worked.

They put him in his place, they got what they wanted.

$12.50?  Jebus, McDonalds pays more here.  Last time I was looking for a job very few places offered less than that, and doing a quick browse of Indeed those same jobs are still listed, years later.

The new Kia logo almost looks like Nine Inch Nails’ “NiN” acronym.

$13?  Gotta be a typo.

Couldn’t happen to a more deserving shitbag dictator.

HOA’s are the textbook definition of ‘Those that give up liberty for security deserve neither.’

Trump won because millions of people didn’t vote. Are you saying Amber that that much influence of millions of people to stay home because she pointed out the transphobic and pro-genocide articles published by the NYT almost three weeks after the election?

That escalated quickly.

lolwut?

Who is “the dickhead in the internet now?

Doesn’t a replacement imply they had one in the first place?

You’ll want to get yourself into one of these, broken down, straight from the factory! You’ll never find a turd more turdier than this thing baby, boy howdy! YEEHAW!

Drumpf seems to think the oil industry is going to increase production to the point they’re losing money on each well.