“I like that Dark Brandon idea, I’m gonna steal it.”

I’m the opposite. I like the newer Subaru’s. I hate shoeboxes on wheels, the Element, Soul, and old Foresters are just plain boring AF to look at, it’s not charming to me, it’s lazy designing.

Eye no wut eye’v gott!

Corn dog?  Looks more like an egg roll.

Looks comfortable and sturdy.

Shoulda hired someone else to do it, like Smollett, then you could at least pretend for a few weeks like you were a victim before the “attackers” get caught and rat you out.

ND, the more modern Forester’s look nice, but this one is just a shoebox with wheels and an engine.

A Cessna flying in a restricted zone is a threat, but a drone of unknown origin isn’t? That’s some pretty derpin derp right there.

“Despite his stark warning for rival automakers, Tavares and Stellantis have invested heavily in a variety of powertrain options for its models.”

I’ve never been blinded by emergency lights.  Maybe you should see an optometrist?

Anytime I see ‘Recaro’ I think of some Alp horn blower, ‘RICOLO’.

Autotrader has them between $900 for a salvage that doesn’t run, up to $29k for one that runs with 28k miles. NP, since most of the horrid additions would be easy to remove.

I can’t find it either.

I’ve seen Wrangler and old school Beetle drivers do the same thing.

The world revolves around big trucks, that are used to haul things around the world, not soccer moms and hockey dads only taking a big truck to the grocery store and the only thing that ever sits in the bed of the truck is fallen leaves and garbage.

I’m so GenX I saw BTTF 2 and 3 in a drive in movie theater, and daily I drool over the idea of a reboot of the series.

Your parents raised you right.

“I could write an article about a Cybertruck owner driving nearly 100 mph through a neighborhood that nearly killed a motorcyclist, or I could write a dopey article about a harmless movie prop car. Better go with the movie prop story, just to be on the safe side.”

<rolls eyes>

John Oliver is a national treasure.