Mitt Romney wishes he had binders of women like these dudes apparently have access to.
I get that. I'm still not comfortable with mocking this.
Then I will never be able to watch TV again, for it doesn't get any better than that.
Hahaha. If he has a cat, then I'll be more inclined to believe it.
How fabulous. Getting Marky Mark to take time out of his busy pants-dropping schedule to make hamburgers? Why don't you just hire a fry cook?
This made me cry. We know for a fact that she's a good actress, but you can't really fake being nice to that level. She comes across as somebody who really likes people.
She has her back to the camera the whole time and she doesn't look like she gives a shit.
One of the multitude of reasons to take your birth control pills religiously.
I think she's not dead. You don't cast Khandi Alexander for a few flashbacks.
Why would you tell yourself this? Don't listen to you!
Did you know that Ed Norton had a child a few months ago? And I'm not the mother? How rude of him was it to do that? I knew we were in love. Why didn't he??!??
I am ridiculously attracted to Ed Norton. I can't be the only one. Right!?)! Please?
Isn't there a scene where he'll be tied to a chair? That'll help him get his father's attention at least.
LOL, Jesse!
$5 says Kanye will insist on designing Kim's wedding dress.
If you think that's tasteless, just think about that time their agent pitched a cover of the Talking Heads song "Burning Down The House."
God, nothing pisses me off more than that. Awstyn, Madisynne, Lilleigh . . . You want your kid to have a "unique" name? THEN CHOOSE A DIFFERENT FUCKING NAME. Don't just take a common name and spell it like an imbecile. Arrrghhh!!!
No scope for imagination, these people. I swear to Anne.
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I would be furious to find out anyone was taking creepy skirt shots of my daughter, regardless of who they are or what they hell they think their reason is. And then she goes and posts them online? So they can end up on r/creepshots? Fantastic job there lady, way to lead the moral crusade.