Have we wiki’d her age? she’s gotta be...45?

Once Siri told my 1 year old she didn’t speak pirate. I looked and his transcript was arrrrrr.

Oh, I know. And we have an HSA which helped some, but it all gets confusing. I had Kaiser for 32 years and am super bummed it’s not an option for us anymore. HMOs are so easy.

Well, we had Kaiser for kid#1 on Obamacare. It was $180 a month but we paid a $40 co pay for a $36k surgery for him. We had PPO through work for the rest of us (long story) and I had to pay $5k out of pocket before we got anything “covered.” I had kid #2 in November and had reached that deductible max by July. So the…

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Oh, I definitely wasn’t insinuating it was a GOOD idea... It’s gonna be a shit show either way, I’m fairly sure.

Well, that worked for OITNB, I guess. We’ll see next time I’m out of things to binge.

Well, they could be diverse and still have no redeeming qualities. They could be terrible people. Just depends on how good the writers are at making you hate them without feeling like an racist/weightist/homophobic,etc. asshole, I suppose. This seems dicey either way.

I’m 35 so I was in that age where I should have watched it when it was new. Never did. Just tried to start it a month ago because all my friends are SO STOKED FOR THIS and made it 3 episodes before I gave up.

I just can’t, I’m so sorry. I know you didn’t write that just to garner sympathy but I’m so glad you did. I heard him say that and started screaming at the tv. It’s too common for us to lose wanted pregnancies to speak so callously about ending them.

Cheers.

Maybe use them like packing peanuts to fill a bucket with some self tanner, hairspray, and that shred of self respect he lost months ago?

I just really want to hear more about all the gay frogs now.

Ugh I hear you. I was grey hair free until last year. and then I had my second child and turned 35. And BOOM now they’re EVERYWHERE. Totes blame the baby.

This.

I dunno. I’m sure if he thought it would do any good he wouldn’t bat an eye. But is Trump dropping the N bomb REALLY going to bother his supporters? I don’t think so.

Even then it doesn’t always work. We sleep trained our first at 6 month and all was great until about 2.5 when he decided he was not going to sleep alone. It was a nightmare for about a year. Got to the point of a blanket on the floor in our room, which worked for awhile. He’s over it now at almost 5 but we still have…

My personal life would be a living hell if SF doesn’t take it. But Boston has won plenty of sports titles and we are all still alive so I’m basically not that scared of Chicago.

Here is my enormous 10 month old baby in his 4 year old brother’s Giants shirt. We are happy to talk baseball.

I mean there’s no other reason. Literally.