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Also, we’re watching the olympics on the NBC’s Olympic app on our Roku. (LOVE THE ROKU). And we have Sling TV, too, which is $20 a month but livestreams a couple dozen stations (HGTV, Food Network, ESPN, Disney, etc.) It’s not the most reliable app, but when it’s working, it’s great.

About $60 a month but that was probably a promo price. I know it was good for 2 years, though. That’s for 50/50, which is now on the low end apparently, but it works just fine for 3 people to be streaming/online simultaneously.

I saw them like 10 years ago and it was a great show. I don't care who knows.

Same. A comfortable 12 in jeans and at least a 14 in shorts. And I'm tall, so sometimes bigger if I don’t want them squeezing my thighs or showing ass cheek.

They don’t have an upgrade option? We get internet only and just pay a little extra for their top tier speed. We both work from home and even when we’re both working AND streaming various things the speed is great. I mean, it’s ridiculous that we pay for MLB tv, Netflix, Hulu, and Amazon but not having to also pay for

I quite enjoy this tangent.

I believe I described him to my mother today as “one of those round faced preacher types.” So I can't really judge here.

I’m never, ever alone with two. And only one them is fully mobile. This woman is a saint. I hope she invests in some hard core bathroom locks.

Silent Wife WAS good!

Same. I liked it until the end, which kind of spiraled into a Lifetime movie.

The MOST fucked up thing here is that I couldn’t make it half way through. I was crying too hard. And so I apologize to those whose names I didn’t see. But I couldn’t. And I’m sorry

Well, good luck, and smart move, I won’t lie. My 7 month old currently wants some of whatever anyone is eating. I’m hopeful, but know better. 4yo used to be like that. At the age of 2, he ate an entire plate of curried cauliflower once. Maybe that’s what broke him. We will never know. Currently he’s boycotting

Why is everything spicy?? Swear to god, he’s complained about his scrambled eggs being spicy before. Where do they get this stuff??

We used Never Let Go by Half Pint. It’s romantic but totally my husband’s reggae style.

Right? Not to mention all the 4 year olds who put themselves on hunger strikes every other day for no apparent reason, even though they used to love all food but now for some reason refuse everything. But will eat peanut butter and jelly. Until tomorrow, when they will NOT.

And now I’m crying. Again.

If you mean IN BED then yassssss!

Sometimes I come home and find spices on my kitchen floor. And then I found out why.

Honestly I wanted to name him Baghera but I have a 4 year old who is verrrrrrrry into Star Wars, so I obviously lost that battle pretty quickly.

R2 promotes equality among the species. This is where he hangs while I bathe my small children.