Ugh. That’s definitely #notallcalifornia, at least. Both of my pregnancies have been in Southern California and neither time did the docs even bring it up.

Ugh and then I went and read the comments on Coco’s weight gain and how she’s either lying or had a surrogate. (Most people were surprisingly supportive, fortunately).

My first quarter of freshman year was completely consumed with new found independence, late night dorm drinking, way too many classes, and constant homework the rest of the time. Even though we were close, I was still a selfish 18 year old, and checking in with my parents wasn’t high on my list of priorities.

I had to turn it off after 4 times. It got painful faster than I thought it would.

I will always love The Scientist and I don’t care who knows it.

I don’t think that’s what was meant. I get it. Once a year is a lot. It keeps it fun and special and a cool place from getting over-played out. I don’t understand the season pass, either. For me, it makes it less special cause it’s just another park you can go to any old time at that point.

Me! I do! It’s super fun. My husband and I took our toddler for the first time last year, but it was just as much fun (more, maybe, cause we could stay late and go on better rides) the last few times we went just the two of us.

My mom golfs over there on Tuesdays. This is all fucking insanity.

That's what it seems like. We decided to pick up the kiddo anyway. Just gonna hunker down at home for the afternoon. Loma Linda will be a madhouse today. Good luck!!

We went and picked him up. I know he would have been fine but we figured it would be better for our sanity to have him home with us.

I’m by little mountain. You ok? My son’s daycare is between here and there and I’m trying not to freak out.

Don't forget about that slutty 3% chance of condom failure.

You’re right, Ted. Birth control should always be left up to the men. Thanks for reminding us yet again we women folk shouldn’t be bothered with such trivial things.

I love world market to death so this comment has me concerned.

Victoria’s Secret lounge sweats or yoga pants and Old Navy pajama pants. I’m 5’10 and all the above come in xlong and that's all that matters.

I literally cannot say Tebow’s name. Every single time I have to ask my husband if it’s Te-boo or te-bao or...? And every time he just looks at me and says “te-bow. It’s not that hard.”

I made mini pumpkin pies. It was all I did. My husband’s dad drove 3 hours with all the thanksgiving ingredients to make us a ridiculous amount of food.

Thank you!

I’m in CA but my grandparents were from Kansas and OK and my mom ALWAYS served broc this way. Also, Lima beans with ketchup.

Wait, what? That's a thing?? I need one.