Is that a dude thing? My husband has more t shirts than I’ve ever seen and half of them are super stupid ones that he got for free and therefore must keep. He wears maybe 10 on full rotation. Owns like 40. At least. Probably more. A very large drawer’s worth.

That shot of him looking elsewhere while totally not returning the giant kiss she’s planting? That the one? I had the same thought.

Every time I’ve been told I’m “too small or “too big” for whatever week x I’m at, I do an image search on Google for “x weeks pregnant” and immediately feel better. Women carry all over the board, assholes. I’m 8.5 months right now and was just told yesterday I look more like 6 months. It never ends. Shut your mouths…

Yesssssssss

What movie was that?? With the girl and the diving horse??? We watched it every freaking time we had a substitute in junior high. When we weren’t watching Rudy, that is. Had to be like 92, 93?

19 THOUSAND PEOPLE liked a post that said Hello.

Yessssss. Have you seen Kevin from Work? Something about it reminds me a (very small) bit of Selfie, but with younger characters and less snark. It’s not nearly as good, but they cancel every sitcom I like so I’m always trying for something decently cute and funny.

I’m 34 and the only reason we have any living plants is because my husband waters then.

My thought too. How many of our lawmakers are going, “man, I wish WE could do that!” right now?

Understandable. But I’d like to see what her “later” was. Like, an hour after the party? A year? No offense to your friend, I know life happens, but I don’t get not having an injury looked at if it’s causing pain for any extended period. Especially your wrist, you know? At that point, that’s on her. I don’t get suing…

Yeah, I imagine the PT would definitely add up quickly. Still seems awfully high, though. Yay for insurance, though!!

Insurance is key. We paid around $500, I think. His second surgery was around 35k and we only paid $20 for that one. (Still no idea why the discrepancy in our payments, but either way I’ll take it. I will never switch him off Kaiser ever.)

There’s no way a broken wrist could be $126K. Could it? My 1 year old had specialized surgery for 5 hours and the bill was around 50K.

Thank you for including the Starbucks line. I snorted.

You're a rare gem. I love it.

OMG I want a brunch nanny. To be able to eat AND talk to my friends without having to pause mid sentence/bite every 30 seconds? This should totally be a thing.

I make like a sale a week on etsy. If I were trying to make any actual money I’d have thrown in the towel long ago. I just get a kick out of people liking my stuff. I think all my traffic is just based on keywords. My shit’s for a pretty specific niche (shirt transfers for babies that are all “made in (insert…

Wasn't that just American Crime? I didn't think the two are related. That show was amazing!

Stop it.

It’s allllll over my FB. And I find it interesting that some friends are posting it as a pro-choice message, some as a pro-gun control message, and another one claimed he posted it as a general pro-life message.