Hence my "if you have to eat Subway" disclaimer.

Not as good but the same concept!!

Nope nope nope. Veggie only. Either the weird veggie patty or straight up veggies. Extra cucumber. It works well with cuke.

she just turned 30? So is he like, legal now? I also irrationally love them but the age thing for such young people has always weirded me out a bit and made me doubt they'd make it.

Ours is Posh and I thought THAT was good. Shit. Or Jam. I never did it that way. ANYWAY YOURS WINS.

I dunno. If you have to eat subway, the sweet onion sauce is kind of the way to go for their veggie sandwiches. I somewhat approve.

I'm assuming since it specifically says abortion in that study that they aren't counting d&cs (which are for miscarriages, even though it's the exact same thing otherwise) then...that's a shame. I'm still curious how that addition would affect the results.

Any idea if they include D&Cs in these studies? Since it's the same procedure? Mine was performed at a hospital, which might skew those results if so. I'm assuming not. But my nurse told me they only do a few a week so...? Just curious.

Thank you for the joke I was trying to make this morning but was too tired and gave up.

Touché. The fact that Kanye got to interject a non-K first name in the first place is amazing.

North West. Come on. You know better.

This is such a good, albeit utterly depressing, point.

They skipped like 8 steps and it's STILL awesome. My toddler just came running over to "I see, mommy!" And it was boring enough for him to leave 4 seconds later and that's why I love you, Hannah!

Was totally wondering how long she was taking to pee. It's not a man on a poop break, I assume.

is she making $ from winning or from them cursing? I can't tell.

As a smug married woman, this is possibly one of my favorite posts OAT. Also, I now understand why my single sister in Los Angeles hates online dating SO MUCH.

My immediate thought was Seth Rogan, so now I'm convinced this is a joke he and Franco are playing on us.

Isn't knighting just, like, for fun anyway? Realllly? It's not like there are still dragons to be slayed these days.

People who don't approve of other peoples' engagement stories (when said couple enjoy it) should go die alone.

You don't wish for this, I promise. I live in the red armpit of an otherwise mostly great state. I know nothing about LA but I'm guessing it's similar in a lot of ways. Anyway, I don't know any oil ladies. I just know the oil mens' stay at home wives (I don't get to be one, neither of us work in the industry). Good…