We call it his bum. "Sit on your bum, please!" He also responds to bottom just fine. I've heard people ask him to sit on his butt and while he does it, it makes me bristle a little. He's two. I don't like it.

Sigh. And now I feel utterly shamed for cheerfully telling my 2.5 yo son to stand up so we can "wash his wee!" in the bath every night. I dunno. I have no qualms calling it his penis...I don't know why we don't. I guess cause we've been dealing with it more than we should have had to (Long story involving several…

NO. This was totally my first thought!!!

And you'd think it would be all warm and cozy tucked in the middle like that.

I just caught myself quite literally scratching my head while scrolling.

Yes. Yes. Yes. I do not particularly care for babies. They don't DO anything except literally drain the life out of you. My own very much included. But since he's been mobile and starting to talk, and wanting to help do everything...man, it's way more fun.

So very boring.

Not to mention golf. Nope, nope, nope. Not happening.

I feel like it can't have a life expectancy of over 5 years even naturally. This is horrible.

Ah, shit, you beat me to it.

This is from Dan Sheehan's http://isuckattinder.com/ page and apparently he's kind of butthurt he's not getting credit for it. Soooo...not really real, but real-ish. But completely funny.

is it Yoga Posers or Yoga Hosers? This movie looks very confusing, starting with the name.

The age of consent in most states is 16. (Some are 17 or 18). Sooooo super icky, totally, but illegal, not necessarily. Does that still constitute child molester? Totally agreeing with your main point, here, I'm just saying.

Diet Coke and Dr. Pepper. Any ratio. It's been my favorite my whole life.

I'm with you. And my MIL works for a major hotel chain so we get some HUGE hookups on that front (5 star hotels for $89 a night? Yes, please.) The two of us flew RT to Hawaii for $850 total once. But most flights to Europe etc. are def closer to that per person, and if it's a family of 5, that's pushing 4-5K right…

I binge watched the entire series last month! I'm so glad it's not just me!

I graduated from COLLEGE 11 years ago. It just gets worse. Be ready, old lady.

I feel like you're in my brain. I have a 2.5 year old who is also just starting to to talk and I could have written this post verbatim. (I basically just did, actually, somewhere in this monster thread). Cheers.

I had to leave a mom group cause it was so much pressure. Play dates every week with full on luncheons for the moms (I work from home and they are all SHMs so that was a pain in itself), and the birthday parties. OH MY GOD THE PARTIES. I'm sorry, but I can't afford a $30 gift twice a month for 3 year olds. I didn't…

I was pretty meh on kids til some of our friends started having some freakin badass, fun kids. (Do NOT hang out with the couples with shitty kids. Take my word on this one.) That and turning thirty made us do some hard thinking and we realized it would never be convenient and it would never be a good time, so we could…