I wish they'd bring back the ability to use the iPad camera connection kit on the iPhone so I can connect my USB midi keyboard via my iPhone. There's talk of a jailbreak tweak to allow it but haven't heard anything in months

This is a much better option and much cheaper at $99 for the iphone mount version. The dolly alone costs $69 and you can order mounts for dslr's

Today I accidentally logged onto a gay porn site....for an hour

I got stung by a irukandji jellyfish on holiday to Australia. That tiny little jellyfish is about the size of a thumb. Morphine, one of the most powerful analgesics known to man, will make you believe you can walk on a broken leg and that's from a 6mg dose. I had a 72mg dose delivered intravenously to combat the…

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Somewhere there's a turf war being fought by skeletons and secret gays

Used to play Bill Hicks stand-up after a night out clubbing.

Is it any wonder these tanks look in such good condition- they belong to the French army. They only have 2 gears: stop and reverse

That's the nicest looking guitar I've seen in a while. I hope it plays as nice as it looks

"the economic havoc this could cause...."

MicroSD cards are so small and easy to hide- store your stuff on them. It would be practically impossible for the FBI to find if you hid it somewhere properly in your house

The other TLD's should join together and refuse to resolve all .com domain names

Wouldn't mind a set of these mono power amps, but they're $75,000 a pair and I would still need a per-amp and speakers!

Girl "Mmmm....that's a headfuck?"

I let my friend's 2 and a half year old son play with my ipad2 when I visit. He loves it- can navigate and find his favourite drawing apps or playing with all the different GarageBand synths. He treats the thing more carefully than I do.

At over £1 million filming costs I should hope so!

That guy? That guy is Sir David Attenborough. His name is synonymous with wildlife/natural history documentary film-making. He is without peer. Truly one of the finest broadcasters in the world and still going strong at 85 years young. In a world of cheap celebrity and fickle fame, he remains one of the most loved and…

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