New Zealand has Karl Urban so clearly it is the greatest country on the planet.  I'd seriously consider moving there but moving to another country with a kid with an autism diagnosis is complicated and in some cases not possible (although believe Canada made it easier for people with disabilities to immigrate). 

Man, keep that shit on AO3. 

Honestly, I think what’s going on here is Chrissy knows she won, almost everyone is on her side except for Karens/blatant racists (and who even cares what they think except for other Karens/racists), and she gets to look like the bigger person. She went high, etc. I don’t think it necessarily means she truly accepts…

Well of course you can choose your own adventure, but I think that Chrissy talking here about she isn’t proud of the things she used to say when she thought of herself as just an internet snark and she appreciates that she has had the chance to be better. She straight up says that she now thinks about the things she…

I know she’s naive, but does Chrissy think you fully earn back trust with a single apology after something like Roman said? For something like that, an initial apology is the start of atonement. It’s gross and weird to see someone playing up to their bully.

What I learned from this is that Alison Roman hates successful minority women, while also capitalizing on ethnic cuisines. I am glad I had never heard of her before a few days ago, and I am sorry that I now have space in my brain for her.

That dress is so fucking stupid lol

It’s disgusting to hear Biden thank Sanders for challenging the Powers That Be when Biden himself represents those same Powers That Be in so many ways. I was always in Elizabeth Warren’s camp but am more saddened than ever that I have to vote for this person who has done practically nothing to further social progress…

Guessing he scratched the suggestion of being carried in any kind of litter.

I have to be at my job too, and I am enjoying the 23 minute drive home instead of the usual half hour if I’m lucky. 

Omg Kim’s “SORRY TO BORE YOU BECAUSE I DON’T EVEN CARE, BUT HERE IS AN ENTIRE ESSAY ABOUT THIS VIDEO” was blowing up my twitter feed. I don’t even follow her and I couldn’t see that any of my friends liked it. Does twitter have sponsored content? Because I wouldn’t put it past Kim.

Need to give it a few more listens, but this might just be my favorite album from any of the 1D boys. Niall seems to have the best grasp of what makes a great pop song, and from that he has crafted a great, delightfully unpretentious pop album.

I wasn’t a huge 1D fan because I am an Old but I've really enjoyed listening to all of the solo stuff that has been put out. I like Niall the best of the group. I've had this album on repeat since it came out and I'm pretty happy with it. Dear Patience is probably my favorite. 

I think if the Queen gets the coronavirus they should cryogenically freeze her in a facility built into a hill in Glastonbury so she can be the ‘once and future Queen’; like Arthur she will rise from her icy tomb to protect England in it’s time of need. Perhaps an animatronic or some sort of hologram can be arranged.

He’ll sign with the L.A. Chargers. I know nothing about sports except that all the biggest superstars get that last big late-career check by moving to L.A. (see: David Beckham at L.A. Galaxy; LeBron James at L.A. Lakers).

There is a funny but smart take on this theme. Secret Service hires a presidential doppelganger for an appearance (while the president is off having an affair). While this is happening, the real president has a stroke, and the doppelganger has to keep up the ruse. The twist: the First Lady hates her husband and falls…

Look at these two beautiful people with no fucks left to give.

This Elizabeth Warren supporter is a proud dog owner and I have a strict, no-human food for doggos policy. So, much like almost every other policy proposal she’s laid out thus far, I continue to stand behind her 100%.

I personally believe it’s because they got Chinese superstar Donny Yen for a major role, but didn’t want him to play the romantic lead. By splitting the character, Yen gets a meaty role for the Chinese market and Disney can ask an attractive young guy as the male romance for Mulan.