But it’s their daughters who will really unite everyone across time and space to save reality via bland rock muzak.

See, now I just want there to be an event where Ultron replaces heroes with mechanical duplicates, JUST so we can have an “evil robot Uses” joke.

Part of the reason that Billy and Teddy rushed to tie the knot in Empyre—aside from the fact that they might have died...

Same, but I just watched Green Knight last night.

I’m kind of impressed that throughout this whole article there wasn’t one mention of a role he played in more TV episodes of a show than any other of his roles. And he was the main character’s archnemesis, too.

I’m surprised (not really) that him playing Murdock, MacGyver’s arch-enemy in the recently cancelled reboot, didn’t come up. His appearnces on that average show were always a highlight! I would love to know what he thought about being an iconic TV character’s nemesis, even in a lesser series.

I might have to buy a new hair straightener IDK IDK.

my hair grew itself bangs that covered half my face listening to this song

When we needed her most, she vanished.

That’s pretty wicked. :D

Let me add to that: “Damn good to see Mackie is getting his own movie...made by a company not named ‘Netflix’.”

Okay, some of you called this from the moment the show was announced: it would end being called Captain America and The Winter Soldier. And it was. Give yourself a pat on the back. Though he’s not The Winter Soldier any longer and that was actually his journey, so it should have been called Captain…

Starting this movie off as Chris Hemsworth Running Into Things was definitely a sound choice. 

I’d argue that Captain America and Thor both coming out the same year and both being successful is what secured the MCU. Especially given that in ‘08 they failed this one-two punch when Iron Man succeeded, but The Incredible Hulk stumbled even though, as you say, those movies had lead actors who were very well known,…

Never forget the blonde eyebrows. They must have locked them in the Marvel vault with Wanda’s accent.

“Bruh I am victimized by the fact that these gelatinous fuckbuckets won’t get out of my way and just let me great.”

Why do white people project their insecurities onto black people all the time?

One of my favorite pre-COVID moments is hosting a Y2K themed NYE party on 12-31-19. Little did we know how much the world would change in 6 short weeks. Everyone showed up in their favorite Y2K-era fashions, and some folks even dug out some old threads of their own. It was really fun because the guest list spanned…

The whale tail resulted in the first time I ever saw someone get fired for harassment back in 2001. A PA was wearing what was then a very stylish and acceptable whale tail ensemble, and, in the presence of a commercial director, bent over to pick up some binders. Said director reached out, grabbed one of the side…

I feel incredibly old now.