I don’t like Bernie. I’m really kind of fucking tired of Old Ass White Guys running everything. And compared to Warren, he’s been sketchy with details and numbers on his plans for a lot of stuff. And besides that, his constant blindness to the very important racial issues we’re facing, added to his scummy-chumminess…

And the comments by his defense, today, were hilarious.  The jury could have thrown the entire book at him; I’d be a bit more humble.  Your boy got off easier than he could have, believe that.

It’s times like these I sincerely wish someone had made a .gif version of Henry F. Potter hopping out of his wheelchair in the SNL “lost ending” to It’s a Wonderful Life.

Apropos but I will shout out for anything Lorde. I'm an old but both of her albums are FANTASTIC. 

This is a state law crime, so Trump can’t pardon him, yay! Of course, why would little things like laws, ethics, or morality stop him? Haven’t yet!

beloved Timothée

“I think that it comes from growing up in a household that was destabilized and felt unsafe, watching adults being unkind to each other, and witnessing certain things about human behavior that made me think: ‘I don’t want to do that. I don’t want to be that. I don’t want to experience this feeling I’m having in…

Those cops walked away so they were obviously guilty.

Even if she just eased up a bit. Some of the snark is so strident that I find myself feeling defensive of people I’ve never even heard of before. When it’s not funny it’s just kind of mean. 

The baller move was her statement about ripping it up: “it was the courteous thing to do considering the alternative.” God DAMN!

It sounds like it’s not so much a character study as a job-study - maybe a bit like The Girlfriend Experience. I think they’re valuable as art because they can be watched by people who will never know or even consider what life is like for the people in those positions. But I’m with you in that I don’t need to watch…

Given how much they were both dancing, I felt like the presence of the dudes gave their lungs a literal breather? I didn’t find it unwelcome.

I think they’re both Highlanders, tbh

Kim Kardashian is “very honest” with her kids about prison reform, which is probably a good thing. [Us Weekly]

broke: 30 second Super Bowl Commercials
woke: 2 week long ARGs that culminate in a 60 second, $25 million ad where a “beloved” brand mascot comes back with a new coat of CGI paint and a more affordable celeb voiceover

The Super Bowl is in 11 days. Planters isn’t fucking around with its brand transition.

I'm afraid the Dominion takes a dim view of piracy, no matter how noble the motive. 

May Mr. Markle get gout, pink eye, kidney stones, GERD, strep, athlete’s foot, a UTI, poison oak, shingles, an audit and a computer virus on every device all at the same time. 

Shitty people everywhere, Meghan and Harry just don’t care!