When someone says Vroom, Vroom I think Alexis.

This comment is about nothing. Just wanting to celebrate the ability to post a comment while it’s still possible.

Has anyone ever seen Thiel and Spanfeller in the same room? What is the end game, here? Because it’s certainly not about money. Everything move they’ve made thus far has been the antithesis of money-making. This is like the Underpants Gnomes plan for G/O Media.

So is Great Hills Partners a real company or is this some shell game bullshit? And Simon Anderson can suck my whole ass. Lauren: I have loved you and your writing and this site for lo, the 5+ years I’ve been here, but this is some bullshit. Call this my swan song I guess, cuz I’m done.

I’m “meh” on Grande, but that costume is FANTASTIC. “Eye of the Beholder” is an absolute classic “Twilight Zone” episode. You simply cannot talk about the cultural impact of the series without mentioning that episode. Kudos to Grande for knowing a classic when she sees it; she’s got excellent taste in “Twilight Zone”…

Long live Deadspin...

Sorry. I know this is not the forum,but I’m gutted over Deadspin.

rude of the email of the week to make me cry tbh.

I believe it was Barry who called them “big business brains.”

Seconding the relationship with the site and also that promise. You just know something’s gotta give, the corporate morons up top have made it clear they won’t stand for the shit the writers pulled yesterday - which by the way is absolutely, 100% in keeping with what we’ve come to expect from this team, and what we…

It’s not religion that’s the sham, it’s the bad people who go to church every Sunday and pretend to be holy, then commit sins Monday to Saturday.

Wearing a John Rocker jersey is the same as wearing a MAGA hat.

Nice to see the British MP’s display more grace and leadership than the Bros running G/O Media.

The charity was...

I found the response from “Global Charity Initiative” to the attendees :

tickets were sold to guests that advertised a special appearance from Twitter’s boyfriend,

Because of the hat and the tie this, my friend, is Very Fancy.

Your grandfather was correct. And most athletes have Very Fancy weddings because they are rich, you are correct. 

The only real point of drama in our wedding planning was my parents’ insistence that we have an open bar. Why? “Because Grandpa expects it and he’ll be pissed otherwise.” I give them a lot of grief for the things they choose to put their foot down on, but they were absolutely right about this.