Gabrielle Union looks THE SAME. Woman has to be a vampire.

The best thing about this is that it will eat away at him way, way, way more than things like “credibly accused of being a Russian asset” or “revealed almost daily, often by his own idiotic admission, to have participated in criminal activity.”

God, I hope that "lock him up" chant burned its way into his insecure little facsimile of a soul and we get a torrent of rage tweets about it tomorrow. HOOK IT TO MY VEINS!

TMZ works for Agent Orange and his daughter wife.

Immaculate contraception, I believe, is the phrase you’re looking for.

Ujiri: Mr. DA do you like Imagine Dragons

“I mean that’s like saying Bugs Bunny ain’t funny. Films are films. Everybody doesn’t like his stuff either. Everybody’s got an opinion, so I mean it’s okay. Ain’t going to stop nobody from making movies.”

i don’t know what to think after reading that.

They’re definitely going to “bring him back” at the very end, or have R2 tell him the tale of all 9 films with him being like “I did WHAT?! Oh my!” 

... and would they dream of sheep?

Yeah SW trailers have never made me cry before. Carrie Fisher dropping “always” put me over the edge.

Should’ve read the firmwide email regarding your mobile apps before pulling the trigger on that iOS upgrade, 3PO.

They are custom-made designer outfits by Alexander McQueen, Gucci, Saint-Laurent, etc... so they have value outside of the Harry Styles fandom of “deranged teenagers” as you so soberly put it. Already one of the designs he wore has been exhibited in the Museum of Fine Arts in Boston.

(Psst.....do girls with dicks count?)

Whew...Liam REALLY dodged a bullet. Well, insofar as his marriage to Miley lasted only 5 minutes...

Is Miley saying she no longer wants the best of both worlds?

For years Miley has been given a lot of “benefit of doubt” that she’s managed to squander. From the jump, people recognized she was a Disney child star and her “sexy” routine was a way to break from that the way many stars of the 2010s did. Then came her blaxsploitation phase, which didn’t get as much defense but at…

Kurt Cobain in the top 30. Say what you want about his songwriting, but no one listened to Nirvana and said “wow, what a great singer that man is!”

I’m not saying it’s a bad show, but Friends wasn’t good enough a show to justify this behavior.

Yeah! And the javelin should involve actual Spartans trying to kill the competitors! And how come there’s no lions chasing the sprinters or sharks after the swimmers, huh???