every morning I get up and eat a plate of delicious men’s brains

I’d like to punch a few those sleazy Brit tabloid hounds in their stiff upper lips. 

As an EY alum who was denied a promotion because I was pregnant, then laid off six months to the day after returning from maternity leave, this is the least surprising thing I have ever seen.

I guess Adam Driver is kinda like cilantro: some people just have that unfortunate thing where cilantro tastes like soap. And some people have that unfortunate thing where Adam Driver is actually appealing. Thank God I know better.

Holy shit. Is that really him singing? Sondheim?
I am gobsmacked. WHO KNEW?

I love that he mistook all us drunk neighbors for paparazzi. We hung out outside the wedding hoping to hear Adele sing while drinking champagne from plastic cups. The security guards were all from NYC and were sweet as they could be.

This. This is what I suspect everything is really about.

Thank you. I've told my mom over and over again why I don't reach out to my siblings - namely because they are unable to give me the support I need. For example, one of the driving reasons I never told my sister about my pregnancy is because I knew she'd complain about my weight. No, Mom, I don't care if she doesn't…

“I found out when I got there, and there were paparazzi everywhere. I was thinking, ‘There’s more to this than meets the eye.’”

William and Harry’s mom was killed because the press was literally chasing her to get some bullshit pictures and a story. They made her entire life hell, and then cut it short.

it is often claimed that the UK needs its monarchy for tourism.

Two thirty-something men with their own young families and ever-diverging roles in the family business are no longer the double act they once were. Sounds like a normal adult sibling relationship to me.

Breaking: Adult Siblings Don't Live in Each Other's Pockets, Occasionally Disagree.

People you are related to do not necessarily have your best interests at heart, despite the assumption that “family is everything” etc etc. Families can, I suppose theoretically, lift you up, but not every family acts like a support, and may actively try to fuck you up as a regular, group effort. 

Sweet. When the Queen finally goes, hopefully Charles will Lear it up a bit and divide his kingdom among his sons based on which one loves him more. That should be good for a few rounds of tabloid drama (plus some old-fashioned ranting on the heath).

“Cher tells unjustly fired school guard: I got you, babe” would also score the points.

Same thing happened with my Mom years ago!

Jake was in last Spider Teenage Man movie and he was good in it. Which one is better boy Jake or dog? 

Nice try Jake, but you’re not getting my AI glasses.