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Sorry for they hijack, but some breaking news

Kylie, baby:

But now Jay-Z’s working with the NFL, so...everyone’s terrible here. Except Rihanna.

Say that to the troops you claim to support who are now homeless veterans living under bridges.  Unlike them, I have a job.

Fun fact: Jay Z turned down the Super Bowl half time show for similar reasons, and Justin Timberlake ended up doing it instead.

And what the fuck happened to the awakening of TV announcers not referring to the DC team as a racial slur? Was that just the flavor of the month sort of thing? Even Deadspin stories refer to them as that racist slur.

And? “More of the racist things we do that aren’t talked about will become untenable in polite society” sounds like a win.

Doing a thing that relies on negative stereotypes of an entire race to support your team because you care more about spring your team than not being racist IS racist.

Whew, you hit deep into the fashion reference stands on that one. Well done. 

Good for you for growing as a person. Jameela Jamil approves.

I saw this headline and straight up assumed it was an Onion post. It should have been satire. It looks like satire. Ugh, fuck OFF, Atlanta.

He’d be accused of being a virtue signaling, commie SJW snowflake by the Alt Chop faction. Until a foam tomahawk hits a kid’s cotton candy and all discussion stops because the alt choppers declare “Now is not the time to discuss these issues” while stockpiling arsenals of foam tomahawks before Hillary’s emails come to

they’ll continue to use the music and graphics for the other eight or so innings that Helsley won’t be on the mound

In keeping with the brand, the team just announced that alall kids 12 and under will be allowed to run the “trail of tears” around the bases after the game!

I literally did a double take to make sure this wasn't an onion headline. 

What if a non-Native American pitcher stated that he also thought the tomahawk chop is offensive and in solidarity with Ryan Helsley requested that foam tomahawks, tomahawk graphics, etc. not be used during games in which he is pitching? 

The Braves fans shouldn’t have an issue with this as they’re already used to saying the n word only when POC aren’t around.

This shit doesn’t just smell fishy, it smells like a goddamn cannery. In one fell swoop, the Dallas PD gets to murder a key witness, set up a potential retrial for Killer Becky with the Elmer Fudd face and paint negroes as stupid.

I noticed! They really telegraphed it with Oscar Isaac’s shaved head + big hipster beard... It still surprises me that some viewers interpreted him as the protagonist and not the villain.

Ex Machina was the Bluebeard story on film, though no one seemed to notice.