You know what? It’s whatever... so we don’t ever have to talk about it again.

yeah. They both created the situation that made them persona non grata. If they had kept quiet from the beginning, they might have actually been welcomed by the royals like Kate’s parents.

Babies don’t soften everyone. They make you realise how much less you can/want to tolerate other people’s awful behaviour. 

How often do male celebrities get interview questions about their wives? Like, questions that don’t pertain to their hotness or mothering?

All of this! Dudes, if you’ve actually worked us to the point that we’re entering your space, you should have some bare minimum idea of what we like to drink. Have some of that on hand.

What about “our” rights of expression?

Simone and Aly Raisman can take over USA gymnastics from these older adults today. That’s the only way it will survive.

I think the most worrisome part here is that the powers that be still seem to be completely dadgum ignorant. How could they not do a routine social media background check, and see that, oh hey, this new CEO believes the horseshiz that kneeling during the anthem is a giant middle foam finger to our armed forces. I’m…

No telling why the discussion was suddenly revived, but given the controversy that was caused when Forbes declared Jenner a soon-to-be “self-made billionaire” in July, Twitter had plenty to say about the revelation—especially given the fact that Rihanna didn’t even make its list of America’s Richest Self-Made Women…

I can’t wait until Timothee hits the Glitter Pussy Bow Blouse phase:

Her husband has an excellent job as European Manager for Casamigos Tequila. I think she works. They can take care of themselves. Didn’t he even turn down a title? They still get to ride in carriages and wear silly hats and got to all of the royal functions. He’s that snobby asshole in every E. M. Forster novel.

The only way Harry and Meghan would be “up at bat” is if all 3 of Will and Kate’s children die or abdicate themselves. Will abdicating wouldn’t remove his children from the line of succession. That’s why the (baseless) rumors about Charles abdicating place Will on the throne after the Queen dies and not his uncle…

I’ve always been deeply curious about Will and Harry’s relationship with him (and with the Queen, for that matter, considering the role she played) and how they feel about, like, their own existence. It’s such a strange thing, how Diana seems to have been both the Royal Family’s victim and their saving grace, and I…

Henry VIII certainly had a method for dealing with infertility.

Meghan’s family are the worst - she owes them nothing, but 3-2-1 before they start whining. Nice that Meghan waited until Eugenie’s wedding and publicity was over before the announcement. That’s how you show class and respect.

This is a good aphorism and I am stealing it.

If you keep looking under the same rocks, you’re gonna keep getting the same worms

Maybe put that energy into figuring out how to keep rapists and pedophiles from infiltrating your organization. Piece of shit.

(as a professional wypipologist, I should warn readers to never approach a white person who attaches their keys to their belt loop—those are the most dangerous kind)