Perhaps it is a stretch to ask, but I would like to have a verbal conversation with you to share my thoughts and hear what you have to say.

I can’t think of a single time that I’ve heard of Dwayne Johnson refer to himself as a Black man. Every time he talks about himself, he’s a Pacific Islander. Cool, let him be Asian and let a Black actor have the role. There’s plenty of racially ambiguous characters that The Rock can play.

My nigga. 

Everyone wants a car like your dick: one owner, barely used.

The other day I saw gravity at Barnes & Noble looking for a book on Simone Biles.

If I was an Olympic level woman gymnast, I would send Simone Biles a book on gravity because she doesn’t seem to understand how it works.

A lot of times when I see a person who’s much shorter than me, I think, “I wonder how many of that person I could take on in a fight and hold my own.” This is usually something I think about at my 6-year old’s soccer games.

What a world we live in.

This was so fucking weird even Trump looked like he was thinking “this dude is crazy.”

This is 100% because Obama called him a jackass.

I know Kanye is sick and he needs some help, the people in his life either can’t control him and/or don’t want to help him. I understand and part of me feels for him. On the other hand, in the immortal words of the late great Charlie Murphy...

We have got to stop blaming his mom’s death for this/using her death as an excuse. It was sudden, yes. Unnecessary, yes. But my goodness you could hope she had laid a strong enough foundation to have not let this go on as long as profoundly as it has.

You didnt hear much from Sam after this happened. Hopefully itll be the same with Kanye.

I have no patience for the letter K anymore. First the Kardashian horde and now Karlie Kloss, all the cutesy misspelling of Kode, Kookies, Konfidential, Khroma, Kocktails (!!) makes me insane. I mean, I can get how it must feel so precious to have a matching monogram and all, and I think I understand the motivation…

$169 for those? No wonder she wanted to buy a convent. Katy knew these were coming out and she wanted to repent in advance.

Once or twice? December has 31 days, my friend. 

Why would anyone spend $169 on a pair of boots you’ll probably only wear once or twice? You could easily make a knockoff version of those boots for a fraction of the price by getting a cheap pair of black boots and going to Michaels. 

Just last week I learned that Bryan Adams set up a charitable foundation that is supporting environmental conservation in the Caribbean (where I live) as well as other great humanitarian work all over the world. He even takes the time to personally visit the projects that the Foundation funds. Because of this I have…