it seems cops often turn out to be giant pussies when push comes to shove; they see a black dude and they pee themselves

Did you overlook my comparison to a Ralph Lauren ad? The designer may be Jewish in real life, but his entire career has been about catering to Wasps and the Wasp adjacent. Melania is dressed in clothing he has had in his line for 30 years or more. She and her sorry husband couldn’t be further from the Wasp crowd they…

I cried when I heard the verdict. This is a win, but I’m not happy.

He was only convicted because the video so directly refuted his blatant lies on the police report. Just think of how many times cops got away with (and continue to) murdering civilians because they “remembered” things their way on police reports. Terrible tragedy, but at least there’s a little justice here.

She watched that awful Taylor Swift music video and thought that was the way white women should behave in Africa.

There are Powerball winners who radiate more noblesse oblige than anyone among this family of grifters.

Okay, as a regular traveller in East Africa, this pisses me off possibly more than it should:

I think she believed that Africa was going to be like one giant Ralph Lauren photo shoot, with beautiful Waspy white people elegantly draped over Land Rovers, or posing with cheetahs on the savannah. This whole trip just screams “noblesse oblige.”

That’s going to pith off a lot of people.

The Platinum Level White iPhone will also round up 65 white women to lie for you if you are even nominated to the Supreme Court!

If you do this on a White iPhone, it also posts bail and changes your current Facebook profile photo to your First Communion photo.

Well all the good Holly Grail Memes are going to be taken... Lets go for:

Strange little girls in ponds distributing swords is no basis for a system of government!

Came for the ‘moistened bint” gif, left satisfied. Thanks, Mr Pipper!

I’d put this at 60% as cool as the intact dinosaur skeleton girl, and 60x as cool as me. I do hope they both team up to stop some ancient evil though.

I will always find it hilarious that as long as Aaron Rodgers is good enough to drag the Packers to the playoffs, he’ll be saddled with McCarthy.

Also good from today:

As a Vancouver citizen you underestimate how much the Canucks are going to suck this year. They will finish dead last and then lose the draft lottery because winning anything just doesn’t happen here.

Zdeno Chara is a hideous ogre, yet kind to pigeons, small children, and pretty much every human being who has ever met him. (Off the ice of course)