I regret that I have but one star to give. Brilliant, my friend. Just brilliant.

As the grandchild of a monarch, Eugenie will be an Her Royal Highness all of her life.

I think she gets to keep the princess as she was born a princess, however, her husband does not get a title or promotion so to speak, unless the queen deigns to give them a title, which rumor has it, she will not.

Cardi isn’t managing her money well but nouveau riche is the dumbest insult. People are supposed to be ashamed for earning instead of inheriting their money? Wish that shit had died with Louis XVI

Cardi B became famous only two days ago and she always seems to be spending money like the gravy train’s never gonna stop. Not only is it nouveau riche AF, it’s reckless. Just ask Johnny Depp.

Only as long as none of the entries are “hurt durr, TrUmP iS pReZ!!1", I agree. I need something less scary than real life to distract from the horrors of real life.

LISTEN Jez.

Can’t get excited about these two and he looks like something from Monty Python’s “Upperclass Twit of the Year” contest.

Spielberg has spent the better part of the year looking for stars for his movie

The leak mentions you’re playing as a character in 1800s Hogwarts so you’re just some other Hogwarts student who happens to be a murderer.

coming summer 2020: harry potter just absolutely fucking murders a ton of magical creatures by dropping a ceiling on them

I’m not a HP fan in any remote sense of the word, but I watched the video pre-yank and I would play that game.

“while looking up at her boy-band posters” 

I heard he’s going to be directing a production of Street Car starring Lindsey Graham as Blanche Dubois.

How could Kanye be bad for the brand of someone who got famous from a sex tape?

I don’t know, do reality stars get quarterly reports? If so, when she gets a bad one.

At what point does Kim realize that Kanye is bad for her brand and divorce him?

That’s fine. If Jezebel wants to keep supporting the closed minded and oppressive lobby of people who think we should not, as a society, eat children, it’s clear that there’s really no room for actual debate here . But I would ask you to consider, dear reader, that maybe, just maybe, there *might* be two sides to…

You liberal media snowflakes are so oversensitive. What about Cannibal Witch’s rights? What’s next, banning cannibalism altogether? Am I even living in a free country any more if I can’t eat my enemies??????

I for one am appalled by the continued censorship of pro-child eating viewpoints by the liberal media. Cannibalism is a complex issue, and the American people deserve to hear both sides.