if I ever run for political office in Canada, I am wearing that for my campaign photos

"Woody Allen, George Carlin, Louis CK"

#61: me, thirsty for more bomb-ass lists like this one

Actually, our PM is the executive branch of government, tsk tsk.

And they have the Christmas special tonight and are on the tonight show again and then new years.... LIFE IS AMAZING

What about Joel the Lump of Coal by the Killers?!

Is Lady MacBeth the worst? Or the best? 'cause Duncan just invited himself over, gave her barely any time to properly prepare. If anyone's guilty of bad form, it's him

what's the interview and why are people losing their shit?

Chanel was a Nazi, and even though I'm fairly sure the current fashion house doesn't fund modern 'Nazis' I still can't wear or even coo over it without feeling icky.

ILYSM JIA

Not related, but I feel like you have the political power to MAKE JEZ DO AN ARTICLE ON FOUR

"Reserving judgment 'til it drops, but still hate the song primarily for the boys' verses, and how they undermine Minaj's powerful one out the gate."

absolutely horrified as to her desecration. Fucking white colonial mentality.

Excellent, I'm going to start making that happen

Ikr?! Have they not seenDownton Abbey!

I'm whiter than Queen Liz I's ghost and I judge the hell out of this

My personal Help I'm a white person thing is that I always clean before the cleaning lady comes, (including getting rid of themountain of Starbucks empties on my desk) 'cause otherwise I'd be embarrassed if she saw the state of my living quarters

Weird ass poutine is the best! I had a butter chicken poutine, which was amazing. There's pulled pork poutine, 'mexican' poutine... yeah. I love Canada.

I can't get over the fact that he met athena

I'm Canadian, and I have an American girl doll. They're the best, I love my Kaya to pieces (nor literally though, 'cause as you mentioned, that shit is expensive.) I had a friend who had 4