I felt like the men's verses only focused on her as a sex object rather than a rapper

Much like marriage itsself

What are you curious about? I love 1D (probably a bit too much, I can admit) but am also just about to graduate (fingers crossed) with a degree in political science.

Actually tho, the real illuminati were totally feminists! (Not satanists though, just a bunch of baroque dudes gathering in salons philosophizing about science and shit)

Those sleeves don't do it for me, if she lost them, I'd think she'd look stellar

I don't know, I'm still put off by Ariana's sexy school girl trope; she looks like she's purposefully doing the 'young and innocent' thing. Does anyone else get this vibe, or is it just me?

NO

The Canadian thing is totally true though.

USING SHAKESPEARE IN THE WROOOONG CONTEXT (leaving aside the misquote)

Adam Levine is worried that his band will become outdated because it's being replaced by 5 Seconds of Summer as the catchy pop band that's supposed to be rock, so he forgave MTV

You forgot that 1D became criminals

And tampons! Tampons were originally for bullet holes

Martha is the best

http://www.harkavagrant.com/index.php?id=3…

YES. SO much better.

THE PROPERTY BROTHERS ARE SO AMAZING

I wrote this before realizing that there was a parenting dude named Dr Spock. Short Straw, imagine the jokes, the poor man

Ummm it's MR Spock, thank you very much.

Why would one wear anything other than Dior or St Laurent to the Saint Laurent premier?!?!

I COULD HAVE SAVE A WHOLE CHARACTER