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A traffic stop isn’t a court of law, Clarence Darrow.

No he’s very clearly saying he did this thing once. That’s all.

Seriously, it’s like they gave a column to everyone’s 14 year-old edgelord nephew.

I hate Amazon. But more often than not, out here in the Midwest, it’s the only option for some specific items.

Yeah, I like Keith Byars as much as the next guy, but they’re playing really fast-and-loose with the term “celebrity” here.

I always respected a band who put their name in a song.

Call me a romantic, but I think they’re going to find a way to make it work.

I find Bob’s Burgers frustratingly uneven, but it always gets about 20% better every time Kline’s Mr. Fischoeder comes on screen.

SLIDE SHOW!

Definitely throw it out if it smells funky, funky.

I’m pretty sure ratchet is what older folks called ratchet - it’s been around for a pretty long time at this point.

(Sadly, we don’t know who the other performer, who now presumably has their own “Oh, Matthew Perry cost me a job!” story, actually is.)(Sadly, we don’t know who the other performer, who now presumably has their own “Oh, Matthew Perry cost me a job!” story, actually is.)

It has had a very good run, but the quality has really seemed to drop the last 2 seasons.

Really? I watched the first 3 episodes and didn’t laugh once. Not even a chuckle.

I like the premise, the cast is great (especially Offerman), and the overall tone is charming enough, but the writing just isn’t as good as it needs to be.

I’m pretty sure my desk already has a cup holder.  It’s called a desk.

There’s no word as to whether this will be a Young Leonard, Young Raj, or Young Howard situation. Heck, maybe it’ll be Young Penny. Literally, any of these characters could support a Young-based spin-off.

Not a whole new crew of characters - they have to bring Lauren Lapkus along.

It’s Always Sunny’s Bill Ponderosa, one of the worst characters to exist.