Jesus, that’s a particularly harsh response, even if your joke wasn’t funny. What a dick.

There’s a good cover song in there.  Get rid of the overblown horns, and let Pat Boone do his thing.

I don’t care about it, except they switched out “Deadhead sticker” for “Black Flag sticker” which is just dumb.

Doesn’t a bad cover imply that the original was good?

He literally Took Care of Business?

I love how Shatner turns the phrase “Rocket Man” into 3 sentences.

Feldman?

Liked just because I’m going to add the term “vocal power lifter” to my lexicon.

It’s ok, you can just say that it’s Billy Joel’s shitty song, period.

Part of the genius behind the original

Nickelback and Kid Rock

For three years, I was lucky enough to make a movie about Wile E. Coyote

Yeah, the headline is clickbait garbage, but so is most of Jalopnik these days (clock is ticking).

but my primary vehicular interests were based on what my father was driving when I was a kid (Volvo 544 to MGB to Jaguar XJ6 (which I learned to drive on) to Datsun 280Z/280ZX).

That’s what I was thinking - the Corvette and other classic sports/muscle cars always struck me as more “divorced dad mid-life crisis” (i.e. 45-55 year old range) purchases, more than boomer cars.

Hey, I punch dicks 60 hours a week, I fucking earned that promotion.

It’s the role Sean Astin was born to play:  a gerbil!

Priscilla, apparently.

I mean, a write-off is a very basic tax concept that isn’t unique to America.  The US tax code may be a mess, but that doesn’t have anything to do with this.