phonypope
PhonyPope
phonypope

But then how will I get the extra boost from drafting the car in front of me?

Thank you, apparently that idiot has never been at an intersection before.

Next thing you’ll tell me Bill Cosby didn’t earn his doctorate either!

Or it might be the similarity between hoi polloi and “hoity toity”

I like Kill Bill about as much as the next person, but for whatever reason the Vernita’s daughter revenge sequel never sounded the least bit interesting to me.

I wouldn’t necessarily call the Owen Wilson Big Bounce good, but it was pretty entertaining. Any movie that has a scene with Willie Nelson, Harry Dean Stanton, and Morgan Freeman just fucking around and playing dominoes can’t be all bad.

Not enough to actually get them to proofread, though...

For a second I was excited about the idea of Ariana Grande dating Tom Kenny.

I think he made a good decision leaving the bullet points on, though.

...littering, for all the 9mm shells he left on the street.

If the first Bourne movie taught me anything, it’s that you can kick a guy’s ass with a magazine.

Unless you’re some kind of retro fetishist, I’m not sure why you would build this game on the framework of the original FZero, rather than the far superior FZero X.

IIRC he’s only in that one scene, but he really leaves his mark on that movie.  It’s such a perfectly oily performance.

I learned it from quoting you!

This has absolutely nothing to do with regulation. It formerly cost a certain amount to have a McDonalds franchise, it now costs a different amount.

Make sure you’re not making a grammar mistake

Calling Smokey and The Bandit II a “comedy” is a very charitable use of the word.

Yeah, Twins is a legitimately great comedy. It has a dopey high concept, but DeVito and Schwarzenegger somehow make it work.

It may be cheesy and jingoistic, but Rocky IV is better than half of the movies on the “best” list.

Apologies for being somewhat ageist, but it’s always a treat when boomers’ incriminating texts get leaked.