I’m gonna go get the papers.

Really Stupid Dumbass is right about Chief Queef being right!

My Ctrl-F shows that you’re the only person that has mentioned Johnny Depp, but keep punching that strawman.

I like how no one can make a mild* joke at a celebrity’s expense around here without weirdo fucking dorks

sounds like a character out of a REALLY bad 70's sci-fi movie. The kind where aliens come to earth looking for a kid who’s really good at video games to save their planet from another alien invasion.

It’s a joke/comment that’s been made before, but why would you call yourself “Torey Lanez” when “Daystar Peterson” is a much better hiphop name.

It can obviously be done, but cutting a frozen pizza in half sounds like a pain in the ass, especially when the situation is “drunk/stoned college student coming back from the bars and getting the munchies”.

It might have had something to do with the fact that Megan didn’t tell cops what happened at the scene, or indicate that Torey or her assistant were involved. You can’t just do a GSR test on everyone in the vicinity - I think you may even need to have someone under arrest to do it, although I could be wrong about that.

“Canning WW3 was probably a good decision after the raging dumpster fire that was WW84"

Amongst the bad bunch included Cameron himself, as well as actor Bill Paxton

Well, they were on PCP.

Hell, he was dead at the end of the pilot/first episode.  They can probably figure something out.

He somehow shoehorned 2 feet jokes (irony!) into a 150 word article.

“I understand what you are saying but I’m seriously not okay,”

The gut is the least of the problems with that guy’s look.

Unfortunately Chicago still hasn’t outlawed a scorching case of herpes.

and corporations and defense companies have lost billions 

to watch a movie Smith has described as “the best work” of director Antoine Fuqua’s career.

I’m clearly in the minority, but I was thoroughly unimpressed by Tunic.