“I regret calling this guy an asshole. He was actually an even bigger asshole than I said.”

I posted about that above. To Will Smith’s credit, he’s acknowledged that was a shitty decision (without mentioning Washington). But I doubt Denzel has any regrets about what he said.

and there’s just no serious reason to presume that Smith is obfuscating responsibility, or that Washington is trying to make excuses for him.

Frank Stallone?

He’s also the guy who (ironically) told Will Smith “Don’t be kissing no man.” for Smith’s first big dramatic role in Six Degrees of Separation.

I think whether he’s referring to a literal or figurative devil is kind of beside the point - he’s clearly using the term to deflect away from Smith’s direct, personal responsibility.

My abdomen can relate...

Fuck you.  Marisa Tomei is a great actress and My Cousin Vinny is a great movie.

I’m not sure how much credit the “Williams family” deserved for self-serving hagiography.

Noel Murray is rolling in his grave.

Now all we need is a reason to make Hancock 1.

What the fuck does Clarence Thomas (or his wife) have to do with Ronald Reagan?

He did an ocular patdown

This is Ted Cruz’s nightly prayer.

Yikes. If pining for the glory days of Katie Rife doesn’t prove that the AVClub is dead, then nothing will.

Oscar award winner Matthew McConaughey disagrees with you.

Bizarre coincidence/synchronicity from Sacheen Littelfeather’s wikipedia page, regarding her Oscars appearance:

So, you’re saying “alopecia” should be the new version of “canceraids”?

Seriously. If I was famous, I hope I would be savvy enough to give a generic non-response.  But I’m not I’m not going to criticize any celebrity for giving an actual answer to the question they’ve been asked 100 times in the last 2 days.