Hell, I’d at least respect nastiness, rather than this lazy-as-fuck snark.

because why else would Jim Carrey, someone who was not at the Oscars (as far as we know) and has no real stake in the drama, be getting headlines for talking about it?

Imagine how Axl feels.

I like the comparison, but that would make BotW The Spaghetti Incident, which seems off.

I like a lot of Tiffany Haddish’s work, but she seems like a steaming mess as a person.

I don’t think Belzer pressed charges, but he did get a big civil settlement, IIRC.

I prefer the TMBG version.

I just barfed on an anthill.

ROWSDOWER!

Intrusive ads? On AV Cl ... ub?

It wasn’t initially reported that it was freezing

Right, the key word being “details”. When the story broke, we didn’t have those details, thus the story being plausible until we learned more.

Fair enough, as long as you’re not one of those people on the wrong side of the Oxford Comma argument.

there had been Nazis waving tiki torches in the streets

Haha, don’t worry.  They caught the person responsible, and he’s going to jail.

Nigeria, apparently.

Sure, but the point is that “majority” is redundant.

No, it was incredibly fishy from the start. Two random people recognized and attacked him at 2am on one of the coldest nights of the year?

Per Consequence Of Sound, he declined to testify on his own behalf