"Hello, front desk? There's a problem with my room…"

Noel's an asshole, but I wouldn't call him insufferable - he's really funny and smart in interviews.

You guessed it…

It's like the Zombie Slide from Thriller.

The kids have to learn about Infowars sooner or later…

Him?

I love how Che held for a second after "Free Dog Meat!"

Ridley Scott has bemoaned the lack of lagomorphs in this version of Second Life.

The spelling and lack of plural were intentional, good sir.

I'm trying to get my wife to watch The Big Short because I feel like more than any other movie it explores (in a relatively accessible way) how middle class existence and very complex institutional banking/asset management interests are symbiotic and actually align together (for better or worse) in a lot of ways you…

Wow, pretty interesting cast beyond just Ferrell and Reilly. It's a Cohen Brother movie!

It has electrolytes…

just HAMMERED drunk.

I don't know if "phoned-in" is the right word, but I think he's given quite a few predictable/obvious performances, especially as his career has progressed.

Dammit, you beat me to the punch. Although I would have gone with "less-horrifying than the real thing".

Her smile's beautiful, but also goofily endearing.

Yeah, it seems like Villasenor has an off-center quality that could potentially be really funny. It's hard to tell when she's been in about 3 sketches all year, though.

My relatively low risk 401K has done 8-10% pretty consistently, so I'm not sure what geniuses you're referring to that can't reach a 2% return. Hell, the DJ is up 75% over the last 5 years.

Bacon has always played it footloose with his investments.

The man in the black pajamas?