Ryan Reynolds plays the Robert De Niro role, only instead of being a prickly, Sinatra-belting bail bondsman

Zorro is Spanish for "fox"? How did I never know that before?

I'm okay with putting Jackie Brown and Boogie Nights above it (although I don't agree).

In the 14 years since, online users have had to come up with increasingly complicated passwords that they’ve then had to scrap as soon as they’ve memorized them, because the 90-day period had passed

Even if that's true, this seems like an odd place to bring it up. Lollapalooza is a big deal - it's not like they're covering some obscure regional music festival.

Would you say that movie has a plethora of funny scenes?

"Yep. What's up?"

"spokes-person"? Who are you, T. Herman Zweibel?

And Theon's getting laaarrrgger!

It's amazing that Penn and Oliver Stone were able to work together on U Turn without creating some kind of asshole singularity.

Oh boy…

Ironically, Rudy Giuliani did invent the Fing-Longer.

"“through the brutality of an impossible love… shared by a man…"

I haven't seen the show either, but (for whatever it's worth) the commercials look terrible.

W-Y-E-T-T-A… -E

That's a shame - he was a guy who would give great performances in often thankless roles. I bet he and JT Walsh ran into each other a lot at auditions for heel/jerk/villain roles.

I wonder if Hack is available to be seen anywhere? I never watched it when it was on, but I've heard good things about it, and I've always been a big David Morse fan (and John Heard as well).

to one of the greatest recording artists of all time.

The victim didn't cooperate with the prosecution or testify. That tends to make a conviction difficult.

He's a terrible actor. Full stop.