Toxic masculinity strikes again.

I tried Costco chicken, I tried Restaurant Depot chicken, and then I went to dinner at Popeyes and knew this was the chicken we had to use for the store

Ever time my fiancé and I are anywhere we get this. Like excuse me I’m just trying to eat my salad without having a rage stroke thank you.

In the wise words of my mother “you can’t be disappointed in someone you have no expectations for”

His ancestors damn near fell off the edge of the earth.

Sharp but fair criticism from your grand aunt.

Are you kidding me?! $5000 for this man’s life! Disgusting. I can’t. 10:40am and I’ve had enough internet already.

Yessss. This is everything.

Damn those are some sweet plans.

Give diddy the NFL and give Jay Z TWC and watch them solve the problems.

*ding* nailed it. It’s not just christians who do this. I had a friend in college who dated all types of people and even got semi-serious with them. She’d always dump them after about a year even if she liked them. “Nothing personal but I need to marry a Hindu”. And that was that.

I would not be shocked if numbers were much higher than reported for boys. Often young men don’t even have to vocabulary for what happened to the because these things are what happen to women, not men.

Oh if you’re really worried get a mix of doughnuts and begals. Between the two everyone likes something.

Omg we all have a Shannon. “Some people need to stop leaving their dishes in the sink because some of us don’t think it’s fair to keep cleaning them” HEY SHANNON SOME PEOPLE THINK THIS IS A MEETING THAT COULD HAVE BEEN A POINTED EMAIL!

No one gets mad about doughnuts. It’s in like the Geneva convention or something

You couldn’t bake a banana bread or make a lasagne? Everybody likes lasagne.

A lot of plastic surgeries are really similar. Like there’s only so much you can do with a face and so many directions you can move it in. That’s why a lot of overly scalpled people look alike.

But Melania doesn’t even look like what Melania actually looks like....

Not to mention what was probably a decent financial investment on this woman’s part between the braiding and any hair she may have purchased. It’s not like she can just go get them taken out the next day...