phoneburnerelmo
PhoneBurnerElmo
phoneburnerelmo

My wife and I had a will drawn up when our first kid was born, amended twice with arrival of two more. Especially if you have minor kids then the last thing you want is some court-approved trustee siphoning fees while determining which kid gets how much for what. It’s not expensive and takes very little time.

Go ‘head and get gone, Bettie. Ain’t nobody got time for your bullshit. That’s why Stephaine got half the vote, last week, and your ass got 11%. God don’t like ugly.

Exactly. Vulnerable, fearful kids separated from their parents, in a foreign place...it’s like a child molester’s dream. This is horrifying but not surprising.

Right? Like you’d have to be pretty full of yourself to believe you have such great ideas. Like, is she convising her old ass parents she’s brilliant? How is she finding these escapades? So many questions.

You’re really gonna republish that picture of Maria Sharapova, huh? If I wanted to see the invasive garbage photographs that TMZ takes I’d mindlessly scroll through TMZ to distract myself from work instead of Jezebel.

The Maria Sharapova pic makes me feel deeply uncomfortable. Please take it down. 

Um that Maria Sharapova pic seems a little fucked up. I think you should take it down unless she consented to having TMZ publish it. 

Nah, Ted Kaczynski actually DID get a “real” job (he was a professor) before he decided to bail and take up residence in a shack in the mountains.

Shut the fuck up, Meg.

Of all the things I can’t imagine, being 43 years old and still living in a dorm way is way higher on the list than doing stupid shit and getting called out for it.

Yeah, I totally believe this conversation took place and Harry, who probably looks over his shoulder twice before discussing politics with family members, told someone he barely knows his feelings on Brexit and Trump.

Forgiveness must work for some people, because it’s still a thing, but it’s way too hard to forgive, and way too easy to think of reasons why the other person shouldn’t be forgiven...

I’ll tell you right now that being roofied was one of the worst experiences of my life. Your body feels like you’re asleep but your mind feels like you’re awake. People equate it with poppin pills but it’s not even on the same level. Xannies and percs and vikes or whatever make you feel lifted. That shit made me feel

Dude I forget shit I wrote three days ago on here. I bet if you showed me my internet activity from that far back I would look like a looney (more looney anyway).

Right?

I tend to think about the pressure the mother was under. Whether she had access to birth control or prenatal care. If she had to hide that pregnancy and birth from her family so she could stay in her home. Pregnancy and birth, even the easy ones, are hard. Most people are not monsters who would bury a baby alive after

I guess when Harry said she was finally getting a family by becoming a royal, he was actually on point.

You need a better circle

To the man’s house who does...

Still, any work in getting Black women out of prison who have been unjustly sentenced is worth having. It’s Trump Time now: I’m taking my wins wherever I can get them.