phoneburnerelmo
PhoneBurnerElmo
phoneburnerelmo

Anyone who proposes a bill like that should have to wear it laminated and sewn on to their shirt for the rest of their lives so everyone knows how cruel and stupid they are.

Get her a cape so she can be super mad.

Oh wtf Dove! Your soap is the only one that doesn’t make me itch and then you do this shi??

I believe I read the door’s emergency button wasn’t functioning properly but I don’t remember where I saw that.

His poor family

Yes.

So he’s either forcing a woman to abort or forcing her not to.

I add a little cayenne and some fresh garlic. Makes all the difference.

PTO? Lol they close the schools in my home town for the first day.

He looks like he got cheap eyebrow tattoos from his cousin in her kitchen.

Men are trash.

She unknowingly probably saved herself from skin cancer in the process.

Yea I mean this involves woc so why should anyone care?

Lol but you are right. Legit service dogs are low key and quiet. Deborah’s yapping chihuahua ain’t passing the smell test.

Sounds like some jealousy that all

Nah being in the vacinity with dust is what kills me. Dogs are great. However, I should have died at 8 from stomach problems, then 12 from poor vision, then at 17 from dental problems, then I should have been infertile from brain problems. However we have this fancy thing called modern medicine that has kept me alive

Omg mild and dust. So gross and so pervasive. The worst is when you go visit a friend and end up sick because they don’t notice it. 😷😷😷

Rarely when I’m in a good mood I’ll scrape some leftover in my dogs bowl. In the bowl. Which is her plate. Where she eats. Not off my fork. Vom.

lol I’m sorry I shouldn’t be laughing. But yes you’re right. They don’t pull on leashes, sit automatically, at attempt to get attention from strangers etc.

Not always true. They might not send you in to anaphylaxis but they can weaken immune systems and cause persistent sinus infections. The doctor’s bills for persistent sinus infections were in the thousands for me, luckily I had good insurance, though I’m allergic to dust. Not animals.