phoneburnerelmo
PhoneBurnerElmo
phoneburnerelmo

Numb to get that ungray cause that’s some bullshit.

Dogs + food = Noooooo way

People have allergies! Sometimes deadly!

I met this dumb as beagal named Kevin. It was great.

The thing about fake service animals (and people do this allllll the time) is they’re not properly trained and therefore interfere with the work of real service animals. Seeing eye and PTSD dogs are extensively trained and impeccably behaved (usually). Untrained fake service dogs can create distractions by trying to

Cher and her emojis are a treasure and this take is bad. Long live Cher’s emojis.

O.o

She’s pretty petty. She tried to get Tiffany out of the will.

It ain’t over til it’s over.

Is it non-gmo butter though?

Wait you mean a $400 activated charcoal enema will not cure my depression? Well butter my butt and call me a biscuit.

Kim Jong Un is a horrific human being with comical little man syndrome but he’s not an idiot.

This fucking bitch.

All Russian billionaires are buddy buddy with Putin. That’s how they’re allowed to stay Russian billionaires.

They hate trans people waaaay too much to ever put that effort in.

I’m going to keep dismissing you cornballs and your pseudoscience BS. I can swat you flies all day. Buh bye

TERFs are trash. Literally none of that even makes sense. The fear of being replaced is such an obsession by whiteness. I can’t ever wrap my hard around it.

I mean go fuck yourself

Excellent choice! Hopefully this inspires more doctors and pubic officials to speak bout when they see something wrong.