Lupita is an angel goddess from the lost city of Atlantis and this man is a dusty ferret from the munchkinland. I. CAN. NOT.

Let’s be real. Melanie would have shown up empty handed, made her man a big ol’ plate. And not known why Aunt Ruth made a comment about her finances must be tight.

I also love some kick to my food. I did find the spice rack but they must not cook often because it’s slim pickings. I grow my own herbs too. My rosemary and basil are gorgeous but I can’t seem to get the garlic just right.

I found the spice rack!

I’m staying in a beach house right now and there’s not even black pepper....

I was 4 when Diana died. She was a big deal because of her HIV advocacy. At least in my family.

Same. I was 4 and everyone was saying the princess died.

Yea you’re right I made it up to impress strangers on the internet 🙄

lol I live less than a mile from their church. They come through every weekend. They know what they’re doing.

The closest equivalent we have to that is Yuengling. It’s like fine beer. Nothing special. But it’s *everywhere*. Every bar has it as a special, every cook out has it in the cooler. It’s like one step above bud light but I don’t know anyone who would dare speak against it.

All dunkin tastes like stale office coffee to me. I don’t get the obsession.

This isn’t an “unpopular” opinion. It’s a gross and wrong one. He was tested and lied about it and gave her a disease. She now has to explain to every partner she has that she has it which can be traumatic and embarrassing. She deserves more than a million dollars.

Dunkin iced coffee is trash

Because her job has been filled my a woman who knows only how to parrot her husbands talking points and eat diamonds for dinner. It’s almost worse than if she were replaced by a Sarah pal in type.

OUR president spoke with grace and dignity and is and example to young children. SOME PEOPLES president can’t even copy off a hallmark card.

Wow you’re nicer than me. I don’t yell at them but I do tell them I’ll call the police if they come back. I wouldn’t actually do it but usually they don’t come back.

My sister has gorgeous think shiny hair (I missed the gene). When her elementary school had an outbreak my mom let her take 2 “mental health days” because she’d rather her miss 2 days than get lice.

These are the days I’m glad I always wear a baseball hat when flying.

Ah yes our good pal Litvenyenko. We had nice tea party for his retirement. Shame he caught sick so soon after.

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