Speedrun communities generally tend to agree on a set of rules to play a game by, no different than literally anything else. I’m not going to go play basketball and shoulder-check a dude off the court and say “Guarding is ok, but as soon as I do that, I break the game?”

i have bad news for you about sports

You can say that about pretty much any regulated sport.

lets get to the endgame. youtuber beats dark souls 3, no hit, lev 1 no armor, fists only with NO CONTROLLER PLUGGED IN. its inevitable really.

I mean, me describing jokes and interviews that Tim told would not be a super productive use of anyone’s time if I’m being honest.

I read the block quote to my grandfather and asked him to guess what it was in reference to. He guessed landing a plane. When I told him it was regarding a speed run of a Mario game he gave me a sideways glance, rolled his eyes, and chuckled, saying, “Again with the Mario?”

I, uh . . . I kinda want to take this one step further.

I don’t like Zelda games. Okami is basically just a very pretty Legend of Zelda, and I never got into it either. I’ve played every single one prior to Twilight Princess, and I always just find myself annoyed at the feeling that I’m constantly missing things. When…

*Looking up from my desk where I punch numbers into Excel for 50 hours a week to make some asshole rich while politicians vote to actively impoverish me*

You just responded to an almost 2 1/2 year old post lol

I’ve never been able to enjoy Meatboy. Tried really hard, but on the third attempt I figured it out: it was hurting my thumbs.

I feel really, really bad for whoever catches that bouquet

Yea, seriously. But that poor affluenza kid who killed 4 people and got probation totally got it right. Or you know, the cops who summarily executed multiple black men and boys like Tamir Rice totally got fair sentences.

Just gonna throw this out there: Perhaps the person we should be accusing of triggering Zoe Quinn here is the one who sent her two out of context screenshots.

I don’t know how I feel about using a completely non-interactive experience to prove how far an engine has come along. The engine doesn’t make the artwork. People do. And if you have a lot of people that can focus on making things pretty without worrying about functionality, that works out pretty well.

Yeah it is

No, that’s Twine. That’s dead on the basic Twine format.

yeah, man. Fuck poor people! Serves ‘em right. No one that can’t afford videogames shoudl ever even think of BREATHING IN THE DIRECTION of a videogame!!!!! Sub-human scum, the lot of ‘em.

Hooray for strawmen!