I went shopping for a pony car in 2013. I had ruled out the Camaro because of the pillbox windows, had already test driven a Mustang, and was going to look at SRT8 Challengers. I’m walking out of the store after finding none on the floor and a flatbed is bringing in a 13 Grand Cherokee. He pulls me aside and goes…

I’ve seen a few Hellion kits, never been really impressed.

Funny thing is if this wasn’t s white person your type would have yelled “THIS WOULD NEVER HAPPEN TO A WHITE PERSON!” But of course, since it did, you can always (and did) fall back to “THIS WOULD HAVE BEEN MUCH WORSE IF IT HADN’T BEEN A WHITE PERSON!”

RACISM CARD DEPLOYED. ADD 100 GAWKER POINTS. YOU HAVE ATTAINED SJW LEVEL 5.

Thats Bad ass.

No promises. Just ask my wife.

The Mustang/Cars and Coffee references are getting old.

I just hope Hellion is better than they used to be at actually shipping kits. Otherwise plan on a year lead time...

If GTA V has taught me anything, they stole $3.7 million worth of stuff, but everybody but the leader will get about $100k each, with the leader taking 93% of the cut.

Wouldn’t be the first time in Waco.

His name is Jason Pierre Paw.

Meanwhile with that long ride to the flag his team got scored on and hes not helping them. Yeah he scored a point and its impressive, but what about the rest of the match? If they had even one defender this wouldn’t have been viable.

You know this is staged because the opposing team has neither the mandatory Torb nor Symmetra guarding the flag.

#STANCENATION!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

And Ford be like “waaaaaaaaiiiit....”

My car has direct injection and a turbo. All the power, none of the lag!

It would be just over 270 for me. My car is aero limited before that at current power... well before that. Like... 168 mph is as fast as it goes I think.

Silly rabbits, just slip the clutch to make up the difference

and i agree. i dont agree with the ban at all. im a libertarian at heart. everyone just mind their own damn business. i want to do gay burnouts with an M16 and high as fuck, I THOUGHT THIS WAS AMERICA

and the fact that they do in greater numbers while being less numerous in america than firearms shows that there are more irresponsible people driving every day rather than people who own firearms legally.