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Good. That is a place I will happily avoid.

Guilty as charged.

My son, who is 1.5 years old, sits in the back seat in his carseat. So yeah, this sucks to hear. Thankfully it seemed like the seatbelts were the biggest problem, and his carseat is anchored without use of the belts.

I’d do that!

I like the way you think.

Every time you write an article like this and cry “plagiarism” ... even in jest ... where there is none, you strengthen the opposition. It allows them to go, “See ... fake news” and encourage people to ignore anything said about the President, even when it’s true.

im honored. deeply honored. thanks Jalopnik, thanks justin, thanks $kay!

Well, you didn’t turn to stone or were driven to madness, so I’m guessing you didn’t make eye contact.

At least you guys are close to West, TX, and some of the best kolaches I’ve ever had.

Plano is just about as bad, actually. People don’t realize it’s not as bougie as it used to be, so it all gets lumped in under the same umbrella. Maybe I could say Mesquite...

In older models (particularly the 1947 Deluxe Gas Princess) it can be used as a foot soaking tub. Since, as a woman, you’d be spending most of your time in front of it.

sadly while the text looks great online, it will only account for about 3% of the marketshare and then in 2 years only 3 lines of it will be avaliable to purchase.

Well now.

2016 is calling and it wants its joke back...

Normally, I’d say that’s a waste of a TV. But this guy will probably just mount it on his wall.

Can’t believe how quickly it went (a licky boom boom) down.

A licky Boom-Boom (the roof fell) down...