phoenixdarkdirk
Phoenix Dark Dirk
phoenixdarkdirk

2010: “Wait, they hired Johnny Storm from those shitty Fantastic Four films and the douchebro from Not Another Teen Movie to play Captain Fucking America?!”

I came here for this comment. 

FIFY.

US? Look at this photo I recently took of you!

“See, this is why I stay a virgin.” — Mark Davis

Lol shut up

The question of whether any Green New Deal sponsors took contributions in the past - albeit a tiny fraction of what GOP candidates took - is just the sort of purity test that WE MUST NOT GET CAUGHT UP IN.

A Lannister always spays his pets.

52 kids under him? I thought he was a Steeler, not a Cardinal. 

ICE HOLE DEPORTED TO SWEDEN

Came here for this. Thanks for not disappointing.

This will never get the huge fargin amount of stars it deserves.

Roman Moroni must be spinning in his grave...

Har har, very funny guys, with the juvenile references. Can we get back to football and the play design, and talk about the blocking scheme, whether they cut block him? Did they cut Cox or was he uncut?

Dicks. Am I doing this right?

Do these cookies have nuts? Asking for an intolerant friend.

This is like voting for your favorite venerial disease.

which blonde race baiting Nazi lady?

Univision should be included in this poll.

How much money does this usually cost you?