On... on his foot, right?

when i’m feelin’ down i have bomb ices

Schilling is the same guy who went absolutely batshit insane when his daughter was the subject of social media trolls a little while ago. Yet he has no problem with the Trumpster drooling over young girls. Why, it’s almost like Curt’s a giant goddamn hypocrite!

Sadly, he had no idea what to do when he reached third base

Election 2016

While they might have cropped out the rafters, he forgot the GIANT FUCKING TEXAS FLAG on the left.

I am a lifelong Denver fan. One of the earliest photos taken of me as an infant was with a Broncos blanket over me in the crib. Watching Peyton Manning shill for every product under the sun for the past few years while telling the fans to shut up and stop bothering him makes me wish Mom had put that blanket over my…

That doesn’t even spell Benghazi. Doofus can’t tweet for shit.

Can’t

Wow, Pizza the Hutt really let himself go after Spaceballs.

Nailed it.

As a journalist myself (sports writer for a decent sized paper in Florida) I couldn’t agree with you more. Every single time I get hatemail I relish it. We even have a board up on the wall where we post the best letters (sometimes hand written because of the old people who read us) because they are so good. Keep up…

This woman is literally insufferable

That name’s too long. Let’s shorten it a little bit.

...I think you might want to see a podiatrist.

Horniest team? The Swiss, you idiot.

I’ve never been more excited to be wrong.

I don’t want to call her a hateful bitch but...