Sepp Blatter Will Ruin FIFA Until He Dies

The celestial red card.

I did at first as well. It’s been a long day.

I remember my junior year in college. With about a month left it became apparent that no matter what I did I was gonna fail all my classes. Sure, it initially sucked, but suddenly the pressure was off, so I could party my face off the rest of the semester. Ray McDonald is just like I was, only instead of skipping…

30 Shades of DiPietro

Kaep’s caught in the Crossfire.

Colin Kaepernick@Kaepernick7 prayers up! Coach says I gotta work on my ark!

All of our shots are contested.

You absolutely need to worry about extended contact with our staph.

DO NOT let this door hit you in the ass on the way out

Nice. I was about to write something like:

“I gotta see a man a——”

Hmmm. I’m supposed to take a 13 year old girl to see it in a few hours.

“Oh right, Marshawn Lynch”

NFL Players: [Can’t remember anything]

Absolutely deplorable. I mean, what parent would force their child to attend an AFL game?